Oh, hello there.
I see you have some tires.
Did you steal those from a car, or did you just walk by one and your hotness caused the pressure inside them to increase so rapidly that they exploded, and now you’re replacing them out of the kindness of your heart?
Nevermind, you don’t need to tell me. Just keep on doing whatever you’re doing.
I support you.
Oh, the commentary on this one is stellar!