WBF for Easter:
I was the kid that cried in the mall when my mom made me take pictures with the holiday “things.”
I screamed to get away from Santa. Screamed bloody murder.
But the Easter Bunny? I screamed when they took me away. How could they? The gall! It’s a bunny (I like those) and it brings me chocolate (I like that) and sends me on egg/gift hunts (I like that too) and it’s the one time of year I get to have folar* (a very delicious and very traditional sweet bread with hard boiled eggs baked into it that you tear out and peel and then nom.) And now… you take my picture and take me away? That’s not love! That’s evil, that’s what it is. How could you, mama!!??
*Folar is also called sweet bread, massa sovada, or just massa. It makes the most amazing french toast you will ever eat in your life (once you figure out how to do it: there is a trick.) Toast it and butter it, or just tear it off in chunks and eat it plain. It should be one of the wonders of the world.
This concludes today’s WBF.